I Can't Be Sword God

In another spacious and bright Hall, dozens of thick candles carved with golden patterns hung on the walls, illuminating the room as if it were daytime.

A thin woman in a yellow robe was bent over the table and looking at something. Her eyes were flashing with a flame-like light.

“Your Highness!”

At this time, a tall and thin black-faced Palace servant slowly walked forward. When he was close, he said softly, ” “Why have you summoned this servant?”

He lowered his head, his dark face full of yes-man, it seemed that he had been afraid of the second Prince for a long time.

“Manager du, I called you here to ask you a few questions.”

The second Prince, who was sitting in front of the table, slowly raised his head when he saw him. His eyes were filled with authority.

“Do you know that three years ago, there was another steward in my Palace whose surname was Jiang?”

Manager du pondered for a while and then replied, ” “I know.”

“Do you know where he is now?”

“This Qianqian,” manager du replied cautiously.”Three years ago, wasn’t he caught by the second Prince as a spy and thrown into the lake West of the palace to drown?”

“Yes, you remember him.” The second Prince sneered. then do you remember that there was a steward with the surname yang last year? ”

“I remember.” Manager du nodded again.

“Where is he now?”

last year, he was caught as an undercover agent, and then ran ran was thrown into the lake West of the palace and drowned. manager du bowed even deeper.

“Do you know who I hate the most in my life?” The second Prince’s gaze gradually became dangerous.

“Yingluo can’t swim?”

Manager du tried to answer.

“Do you think you’re funny?”

The second Prince glared at him, and manager DU’s legs went soft.

Then, the second Prince slammed the table and shouted,”I hate traitors the most in my life!”

“I don’t know what your Highness means,” manager du quickly said. This servant is very loyal to the second Prince.”

“Oh?” The second Prince’s gaze was like a knife, cutting his body.”You’re not a spy?”

“No!” Manager du answered without thinking.

“I’ll give you one more chance. Think about it before you answer.” The second Prince leaned back and said in a steady tone, ” you know that I hate it when people lie to me.

“That Yingluo”

Cold sweat rolled down manager DU’s forehead.

“Your Highness, this servant is thinking. But can I trouble you to give me a definite answer? do you hate traitors or lies the most?” Manager du asked weakly.

In this life-and-death situation, he had clearly lost his way.

The second Prince was so angry that he laughed and shook his head.”When I first heard that you were a spy, I was a little suspicious. Now that I see you like this, I can’t help but believe it.”

“Speaking of which, my eldest sister’s methods are really underhanded. I was wondering how she knew so much about me. It turns out that she had placed three spies in my Palace. Using all these underhanded tricks, it’s no wonder she can’t win against me. ”

“Your Highness!” Manager du bowed his head and said loudly, ” this must be a vile person’s slander. It must be someone who’s jealous that I’m favored by you. That’s why they’re making it up to slander me. I have nothing to do with the eldest Princess!”

The second Prince said angrily, ” the 148 spies I’ve planted in the eldest Princess ‘Palace have all seen you meet in secret. They heard you send her a message. How dare you be so stubborn?!

“......”

Manager du was shocked, and his brain began to work quickly, thinking about when he and the eldest Princess had a ‘secret meeting’ with hundreds of people at the scene.

“Alright, I can’t figure it out. I really can’t figure out why, hehe. Back then, I thought so highly of you that I personally brought you to the palace and castrated you one by one to help you get rid of your status as men and give you the opportunity to cultivate the Huaxu Sutra. “Now, why are you all betraying me?” the second Prince asked with a bitter heart.

Your Highness, please. manager du looked up timidly.

In fact, he really wanted to say,”what’s there to be confused about?”

Wasn’t the answer to the riddle itself?

However, his rationality stopped him from doing so.

“Forget it!” The second Prince flicked his sleeve again. you’ve followed me for the longest time and have the deepest feelings for me. I won’t drown you in the lake. That would make me seem too inhumane.

“You won’t kill me, Your Highness?” Manager du was overjoyed.

Then, the second Prince shouted,”drag him out and feed him to the dogs!” Remember, you have to chop him up for three days and three nights. Before you chop him up, you can’t let him die!”

Manager du felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He stood up in shock and wished he could point at her nose and scold her. What did you do have to do with people?

However, his mind was still clear.

Although the only thing he could do now was to keep his mouth shut, Yingluo.

However, now was not the time to be stubborn.

“Your Highness, please listen to me, just one sentence,” he continued to beg for mercy.

“Alright.” The second Prince raised his hand. what do you think? ”

Manager du gritted his teeth and slowly organized his words. “Have you ever thought that the person who did those things was me yesterday? And today, I’m a brand new me Yingluo, I’m no longer the me of yesterday Yingluo.”

The second Prince blinked and sneered,”I didn’t know you knew philosophy.”

Then, he snapped his fingers and ordered, ” “Chop them up.”

...

“I’m not talking about philosophy, I’m talking about the truth!” Manager du called out in panic.

However, it was no use. The strong female guard had already come forward to drag him away. At the critical moment, manager du suddenly raised two fingers and shouted, ” “Sword control technique!”

With a whoosh, a flying sword flew out from his sleeve. Manager du raised his hand and grabbed the sword light. The sword light then shot up into the sky!

Boom–

In the blink of an eye, the sword light broke through the dome of the palace and escaped.

Everyone in the hall was shocked. When had manager du ever used such a bizarre method? They were caught off guard.

However, the second princess’s cultivation was superb after all. After a little hesitation, she jumped out.

“Whoosh-”

Her figure leaped so fast that she actually caught up with the flying sword in the air in an instant!

Then, he raised his leg.

Bang!

...

Manager du had just broken out of the hall and wanted to escape on the sword light. He smiled slightly, but before he could turn around, he saw a yellow shadow flash by.

Then, a huge shoe landed on her head.

BOOM!

In the next second, manager du failed to take off and fell heavily to the ground. It was unknown whether he was Dead or Alive.

This was the garden outside the second Prince’s Palace. The second princess’s figure floated to the ground and looked at the pit in the shape of a ” da ” on the ground, which was filled with dust. She said coldly, ” “You still dare to escape? It seems like I’ll have to torture you for a few more days.”

Just as she was walking towards manager du, she suddenly heard a shout from the dust in front of her, ” “Stop!”

“What?”

The second princess’s eyes suddenly became gloomy.

In this Palace, who else dares to be so rude to my second Princess? ”

As her voice fell ...

As the dust settled, a young man’s figure was revealed. That face was a little dazzling.

The second Princess was stunned, and then suddenly changed the topic. “Tell me your name, and I’ll forgive your rudeness,”

“I’m Li sanzhao.”

The man on the other side said his name. He was the most handsome man in Huaxu country, Li Chu, who had just entered the palace with the little koi fish.

He pointed at manager du, who was under him, and said, ” “He’s my friend. You can’t kill him.”

“Oh? You want to save him? That’s going against me, do you dare?” The second Princess asked.

Li Chu had a strange expression on his face.

He seemed to be saying.

What’s there to be afraid of?

The second Princess caught it, so her eyes curved into a dangerous arc, and she said in a deep voice, ” “Man, you’re playing with fire!”

Li Chu was silent for a moment. If it were not for Zhao liangchen’s mission, he would not have minded killing the second Princess on the spot.

The little koi fish caught up to him in a hurry and said, ” “Second Jiejie, they are all my friends. I don’t know what they did, don’t bother with them!”

The second Princess looked at the little koi fish and then at Li Chu. She seemed to be a little confused, but she did not show too much on her face.

“I naturally have to give face to my little sister.” She suddenly smiled.

I remember now, ” he said to Li Chu with a smile. so you’re the most handsome man in Huaxu country. You really live up to your name. Previously, when someone said that you might be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with the young man from five hundred years ago, I thought it was an exaggeration. Now that I’ve seen you, I think you might be even more handsome than him.”

“It’s about the same.” Li Chu replied indifferently.

“Interesting,”

The second Princess looked at Li Chu’s face with interest for a long time, and then said, ” “You guys can leave.”

“Many thanks, second sister!”

The little koi fish said. Li Chu picked up manager du and turned to leave with her.

After they had gone far away, a subordinate came up and whispered to the second Princess, ” “Second Prince, that manager du knows many of our Palace’s secrets. How could you let him go just like that?”

“It’s fine,” The second Princess shook her head. tonight is the time to act. He doesn’t know about this part of the plan at all, so the rest of the Kasaya doesn’t matter.

The subordinate smiled and asked,”is the second Prince interested in that man?” Then why don’t you force him to stay?”

“There’s no hurry.” The second Princess showed a confident smile. When we’re done, I’ll be Huaxu’s new sovereign, and I’ll have as many as I want! What number one handsome man, doesn’t he still have to come from the pillow recommendation seat?”

“And I still have to find out how the two of them got back here! I’ve given them so many resources, but they can’t even do such a small thing?”

“Men really can’t do anything, Yingluo.”

Her voice sank, and the air pressure around them dropped again.

......

“Master! Your disciple missed you!”

In the bedroom belonging to the third Princess, the little koi, beside the bed. Old du hugged Li Chu and in a moment, his tears had drenched Li Chu’s clothes.

“Chen Huaiji! I’ll f * ck your ancestors!”

After he was tired from crying, old du looked up at the sky and cursed.

An hour passed, and only these two sentences came out of his mouth. He didn’t know how many times he had repeated them.

“Alright, tell me about your experience.”

Seeing that he was almost done crying, Li Chu prepared to talk about serious matters.

my experiences ... old du wiped his tears and said, ” before we entered the projection, I thought that the place Chen Huaiji mentioned was so good. I bowed to Xiao Yue ‘er and said that I should go to that place to have some fun.

“Who knows?”

he didn’t say that he would be a eunuch. No, he’s not a eunuch. He’s a Palace boy!

Elder DU’s voice trembled. the moment I arrived, I saw that the surroundings were indeed magnificent. All I saw were women. However, as soon as I walked, I realized that something was wrong. Why is there a cold breeze under my crotch? ”

“This isn’t right, Yingluo. I’ve been looking for half a day, Yingluo.”

“What’s next?” Li Chu asked heartlessly.

Obviously, that was not what he was concerned about.

Old DU’s tears gushed out again. “There’s nothing else down there!”

“......”

“......”

After a moment of silence.

Old du seemed to understand Li Chu’s meaning and smiled awkwardly. then I realized that I’m not a simple character. I’m a spy that the first princess has planted in the second princess’s place.

this is quite interesting. After all, there’s a lot of room for this kind of character to play out. I think no matter which side wins, I can still protect myself in the end.

“I didn’t expect to be reported by more than a hundred people in the blink of an eye,”

Just as the master and disciple were having a serious conversation.

On the other side, the little koi fish was busy with his own things, such as putting down the curtains, making the bedding, and arranging the pillows.

Old du didn’t pay attention at first, but when he wasn’t paying attention, he realized that she had already burrowed into the bed and seemed to be going to sleep!

“Hey, lady Yue ‘er, what are you doing?”

Old du felt a little strange. After all, they had just met up and were discussing the situation. It was not appropriate to sleep and be lazy, right?

The little koi fish turned around and told him with a serious face, ” “I’m doing a mission.”

Oh, Yingluo. old du nodded, not fully understanding.

“By the way, did you trigger the mission?” Li Chu asked.

“Mission,” old du thought for a moment and said, ” I have a feeling that Xuanji wants to help the eldest Princess defeat the second Princess and help her become the king of Huaxu country.

Li Chu frowned again.

His efforts to calm the chaos and Zhao liangchen’s help to defeat the second Princess were already enough, but now there was an even more outrageous plot.

It was completely a pincer attack.

Perhaps when this mission was assigned, they didn’t want so many people to get the reward?

While he was thinking, old du didn’t say anything, so the scene quieted down.

Then, old du heard the sound of even breathing.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

He turned his head and saw that the little koi fish had already fallen asleep.

And after a short while, she was already hugging a pillow in her arms, the blanket under her head, and her legs on the railing, slurping.

His sleeping posture was quite awkward.

Not Yingluo.

In this projection, we’re studying the complicated situation of the mission while the enemy is in front of us.

You’re not in a good state, are you?

“Don’t wake her up.” she’s on a mission, ” Li Chu replied seriously.

“Eh?”

Elder DU’s face was filled with confusion.

Li Chu, on the other hand, was still thinking about the mission. He touched his chin. this is a little difficult for Wanwan.

......

Late at night.

In the king’s bedroom of Huaxu country, a muffled sound suddenly came.

Peng Peng Peng!

The sound came quickly and left quickly.

Not long after, it fell silent.

An old woman in a Golden Phoenix robe was lying on the ground with blood flowing out of her mouth. She raised a trembling finger and pointed forward.

you’ve actually mastered the eighth level of Huaxu Scripture! You’ve mastered it!

“My queen Mother, you’ve always praised me for being extremely talented in martial arts since I was young. With my daughter being like this, doesn’t this mean that I’ve lived up to your expectations?”

In front of the palace, there was only the second Princess with a sneer on her face.

And the person lying on the ground was none other than her mother, the current Huaxu Emperor!

“But, Yingluo, I’m obviously more talented in martial arts and smarter than eldest sister. Why do you have to believe in the bullshit rules of the eldest daughter and pass the throne to eldest sister?”

you! Emperor Huaxu’s voice trembled. don’t say anything. You’ve won. As long as you don’t kill me, you can do whatever you want with the rest.”

I’m your most filial daughter, Xuanji. the second Princess smiled. I’ll definitely give you a Grand burial!