I Can't Be Sword God

In the dense forest, a burst of strange laughter suddenly rang out.

Then, there was a loud explosion, as if something had exploded, and a treasure floated in the air.

The two fleeting shadows didn’t even look at them as they passed by. The two of them were wearing strange robes and bronze masks. They were the smiling and crying-faced men from the mutated demon sect.

As one of the first people to enter the gourd cave, they had already mastered the rules of this place.

The Ethereals running all over the ground were all transformed from treasures, but they were meaningless.

They only had one goal, the seven immortal Gu seeds.

Only by getting the immortal Gu seed and going down to the second level of the secret realm could he get the most precious thing here and even control the entire secret realm.

The people who were stupidly searching for treasures here had no idea what they were going to miss.

The elementalist was very fast, after killing an ethereal and finding that it did not drop an immortal Gu seed, he would immediately fly past it to find his next target.

They believed that with such efficiency, they would be the first to find the immortal Gu seeds and enter the second level of the secret realm.

When the time comes, * Jie Jie Jie *

After a long search, they finally found the first immortal Gu seed from a Running Rabbit.

The seed’s shape was irregular. It looked warm and smooth, and there was nothing special about it. However, this seed was the most important treasure in the first level of the secret realm!

As long as he brought this item to the border, he would be able to go down to the second layer of the secret realm.

The smiling man raised his hand, and the seed was attracted by an invisible force, flying toward his palm.

At this moment, a gust of wind came from the distance.

There seemed to be the sound of a bell ringing in the wind.

The seed suddenly changed direction and flew towards the direction of the bell.

“Who is it?”

The crying face was furious and immediately let out a strange cry against the wind-

“Wuwuwu-”

The two forces clashed in the wind, but the immortal Gu seed in the center of the storm fell to the ground.

The smiling man turned his head and locked onto the direction of the bell. He also let out a strange laugh!

“Kekeke-”

As soon as he laughed, the forest rumbled and many trees fell for no reason, clearing a path in an instant.

At the end of the road was a Tauren with a huge head.

The Minotaur was holding a wooden stick in his left hand and a chime-Bell with profound and mysterious patterns in his right hand. He was striking the bell with force.

Clang, clang, clang-

Every time he knocked, the air around him seemed to ripple and shake!

The ripples finally spread to the front of the smiling and crying faces. It was as if countless blades, Spears, swords, and halberds were standing in the forest, shattering the sound waves!

It was invisible, but it was not weaker than the killing of thousands of troops!

As the smiling face laughed, the bell was temporarily stopped. The crying face asked in a deep voice, ” “Who are you, Sir? we’re both demons, so why are you opposing us?”

I know that you’re all scoundrels from the mutated demon sect! the Minotaur shouted. this Mystic realm is the fruit of my master’s life! It can not fall into the hands of you evildoers!

“So it’s the bull-riding Daoist’s wild bull.” Hmph! the crying face snorted coldly. your master is dead. Do you think he can still make decisions here? ”

After saying that, he raised his head and cried again, joining forces with the smiling man to attack the Minotaur!

Back when the ox-riding Daoist was still alive, he was already at odds with the Western Region’s demonic sect. Now that both sides had revealed their identities, there was no room for discussion!

“Kekeke-”

“Wuwuwu-”

Clang clang clang clang clang-

Ghostly wails, human laughter, and the sound of a cow striking the bell. For a moment, the dense forest was filled with strange sounds!

This bull-headed man was the old bull beside the shepherd boy Ma Liang. He was extremely familiar with the mystic realm. The first thing he did after entering was to find one of his master’s powerful Dharma artifacts-the Dao Yin Bell.

When the bell was struck, the great Dao resonated. Although his cultivation base was not as strong as the combined forces of the sorrowful music emissaries, he was able to withstand the strongest sound wave attack from the two of them.

This noisy and strange battle lasted for an hour.

“No,” the sobbing man said via divine sense,”the magical artifact in this wild bull’s hand is powerful. We’ll have to cry and laugh at the same time, and the long battle won’t end well!”

“There’s really nothing more annoying in this world than a Tauren striking the bell,” the smiling man replied through divine sense.

if this goes on, my throat will go hoarse from crying, ” the sobbing face said. I might as well use a trick to earn him.

“Alright!” The smiling face said.

After the two of them discussed, they immediately came up with a plan. They immediately ran more than a hundred feet away to increase the distance between them.

“Your magic tool is powerful, but our magic power is stronger,” the smiling face said loudly. In this battle of sound path, we can’t determine the victor.”

Hmph! the Minotaur snorted. who wants to compete in sound Dao with you? I just want you villainous people to get out of the gourd cave!

Even though he said that, he stopped.

In fact, this black bell was a magic artifact of the bull-riding Daoist, and it consumed a lot of demonic power for him to use it. After such a long period of violent knocking, his demonic power was also somewhat lacking.

...

Both of them were scared.

“We can leave, but this clock is not enough.” “Do you dare to compete with me in anything else?” the crying face shouted.

“Compete in what?” The Minotaur asked.

“Let’s compete in strength!” The sobbing face said.

“What?” “You want to wrestle with a bull?” the Minotaur looked at him.

“What, you don’t dare to?” The man with the crying face said in disdain.

“Hmph!” The Minotaur snorted heavily,”why wouldn’t I?” You’ll get a taste of the bull’s horns!”

“Very good,” he said. The smiling man said, ” each of you reveal your true forms and push each other. Whoever moves first loses. You must give up this immortal Gu seed. How about it? ”

“Sure!” The Minotaur nodded.

Strength was his greatest strength!

With that, he shook his body and instantly revealed his true form, a strong yellow ox. If it revealed its Dharma form, it could grow to a height of a few hundred feet. However, in this contest of strength, it was only using its original form.

...

The crying face also transformed into a green stone. A strange crying face was drawn on one side of the smooth stone.

It turned out that its original body was a stone without nine apertures, but because someone drew this crying face on the stone, it gained sentience.

“You think I can’t move you just because you’re a rock?”

“Come on! Fix!”

The crying-faced man let out a muffled groan, and his stone body sank. In an instant, he had become more than ten thousand times heavier!

Yellow ox shook its head and roared twice before charging forward.

Bang!

The first contact actually caused the Hard Rock to shake, and it looked like it was about to fall!

However, the power of the stone was not enough to shake yellow ox.

The crying-faced man was also secretly shocked. This old bull was indeed worthy of following the bull-riding Daoist for hundreds of years. His brute force was actually so amazing! Not to mention a rock, even a mountain would be pushed by him in a short while.

Unfortunately, the Kasaya was of no use.

On the other side, the smiling man’s figure suddenly moved. He flew over, picked up the immortal Gu seed, and then ran!

“How dare you?”

Huang Niu immediately became anxious and roared.

if you move, you lose, ” the crying face immediately said. the immortal Gu seeds are ours!

Hearing this, yellow ox became even more determined and continued to push forward.

Bang-

On the other side, the crying face suddenly retracted his strength. The entire hard rock was lifted by the horn and flew into the air!

The old yellow bull turned back into a Minotaur and said angrily, ” you lost. Return the immortal Gu seed!

The crying face also transformed in mid-air and then replied, ” “Sure, go get it from him.”

After saying that, he turned around and ran away!

“You two bastards!” The Minotaur stood in place, his eyes bulging. isn’t this bullying an honest bull?!

His right foot stomped, and with a boom, he chased after her without giving up!

......

In the first layer of the mystery realm, the people from the various forces were scattered all over the place and began to encounter each other. This land that had been deserted for many years gradually became lively.

Only a small koi fish under a big tree somewhere was still in a peaceful state.

Xiao Yue ‘er crossed her arms and rested her chin on her knees. Bored, she looked at the pile of shiny treasures in front of her and sighed helplessly.

It couldn’t fit anymore.

Don’t come.

Unfortunately, the heavens did not grant its wish. After a while, another gray rabbit jumped out of the grass and slammed its head into the tree. It then revealed a small silk bag, like a magical artifact that contained the universe within.

The little koi fish scratched his head in confusion.

Oh.

Bunny was so cute, why did she commit suicide?