Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Chapter 835: The Seeds Sown Back Then and the Fruits Reaped Today

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

They had just entered the courtyard, and the meeting hall of the Dongfang Family was right in front of them. Dongfang Wen Dao hit his head, turned around, and said, “Right... You brat better be careful with your first uncle; no matter how strong you have become, your first uncle will still deal with you. Either way, you’re doomed for sure this time!” After saying this, the corner of his lips twitched.

“Hm? What is wrong with first uncle?” Jun Mo Xie was really taken by surprise. He had been too busy recently; he had already forgotten that little mischief he had caused back then.

“You still have the cheek to ask? Are you really unaware of the good deed you did?” Dongfang Wen Dao started cackling weirdly, his mouth stretching so wide it was going to reach the back of his ears. “One two three four, two two three four, change a posture, repeat... Wahahaha”

“Pfft...” Jun Mo Xie burst out laughing from this weird act by his third uncle, instantly recalling his works from back then.

“I have to say, you rascal really is too mischievous hahaha... making your first uncle... hahaha, someone as serious as him, making him change postures every night... working so hard... he even... in the air... hahaha....” Dongfang Wen Dao had been forcefully trying to hold his laughter back, but he still couldn’t help but feel like laughing whenever he thought of this matter. The more he laughed, the funnier he found it. He simply squatted on the ground, holding his stomach, tears falling down from laughing too hard.

Jun Mo Xie also joined in the laughter. But he was suddenly stupefied. Now that I come to think of it, I seemed to have buried a bomb here too... Looks like first uncle has already come to the realization and is going to deal with me... What should I do?

Baili Luo Yun and the rest clearly had no idea what this uncle-nephew duo was laughing about; they all watched on, trying to find out about the gossip.

Just at this moment, a loud holler rang out. “Wen Dao! What are you blabbering about!” His tone was extremely heavy, clearly, he was infuriated!

A burly figure appeared before everyone in a flash. The person had an extraordinary appearance—three strands of long beard splayed across his chest, an angular face, eyes like those of a crimson phoenix, eyebrows that resembled reclining silkworms, a strong nose, and an air of dignity around him!

It was Young Master Jun’s first uncle, Dongfang Wen Qing, or Dongfang Old Master!

But the current Dongfang Old Master’s relatively fair face was completely red, his eyes spewing fire, and he was breathing heavily. The more you looked, the more he looked like Guan Yu ¹ ...

“Jun Mo Xie! You little beast! You came at the right time; I thought you rascal would hide away in Tian Fa forever! If you did not come, I’d personally be going over to find you in Tian Fa Forest! Now that you little b*stard sent yourself to my doorstep, you’ve saved me the long journey! If I do not teach you insolent thing a lesson properly, I’d be ashamed of my principles and morals!” Dongfang Old Master was turning purple, shouting in a mighty and thunderous voice!

Following this sound, Dongfang Wen Qing flew forward, his large palms reaching out for Jun Mo Xie, grabbing him over!

Baili Luo Yun and Leng Ao exchanged looks. This... is this the legendary meeting between nephew and uncle? Why is this process so peculiar? That uncle earlier started laughing so hard until his stomach hurt, then this uncle who appeared later had addressed Young Master Jun in four different ways and simply started attacking? What sort of complicated relationship does this family have...?

Jun Mo Xie screamed in terror, instantly running for his life!

How would he dare to be caught by Dongfang Wen Qing when the situation was like this? This was his uncle! He could not even think of fighting back; even blocking his attacks was unacceptable. The only thing he could do was to run like his life depended on it. If he was really caught, then how can he still run after a round of torture?

“Grandma... Save me... Uncle wants to kill me! Save me...” Young Master Jun burrowed his way under Dongfang Wen Qing’s elbow and ran, shouting tragically the whole way, as if he had already been badly abused...

“You lawless little rascal still dare to run! Stop right there!” Dongfang Old Master was fuming with anger, giving chase. Within seconds, nephew and uncle went running from the courtyard into the hall, then from the empty hall and back out. One fleeing while the other in hot pursuit. Jun Mo Xie shouted loudly for help the whole way, causing such great disturbance in the Dongfang Family, causing countless people to stick their heads out to see what was going on...

Seeing that the situation was not in his favor, Young Master Jun immediately ran towards the inner courtyard to seek relief troops.

Dongfang First Master gritted his teeth and continued giving chase with no intentions of relenting. His attitude screamed: If you go up to heaven, I’ll chase you to the Celestial Court! If you go into the sea, I’ll chase you to the Crystal Palace! If you burrow underground, I’ll chase you to the Courts of Hell! If you head west, I’ll chase you till Daxiong Hall ² !

All in all, no matter where Jun Mo Xie ran to, he would vent this anger no matter what!

Dongfang First Master had never been this embarrassed! But he was really anxious about not having any descendants for so many years. After finally catching a glimmer of hope, how could he let it go? There were three greatest acts of being unfilial; the greatest one was not having descendants...

So when he had obtained that set of ‘secret techniques’ for bearing children, Dongfang First Master had been fastidiously heeding it. Every single act was done strictly according to Jun Mo Xie’s ‘secret techniques’, and he was afraid of taking any chances...

After all that hard work, the results were evident. After a few months, his wife and concubines were all pregnant, and Dongfang First Master was extremely satisfied and elated...

If he had met this good nephew Jun Mo Xie back then, he would probably be capable of kowtowing to him! Who cared about hierarchy? This was a favor of saving the pride and dignity of a man!

But he had unintentionally found out the truth in a conversation with Dongfang Wen Jian... Dongfang Wen Qing had come to realization: The medicine Jun Mo Xie had given him back then had already treated all his ailments; there was completely no need for some chants, postures and all that nonsense. He could still get his wife pregnant... In other words, at the same time he was saved by that good nephew of his, he was completely toyed by him too!

And this embarrassing thing was completely known by his second brother! And the most unacceptable thing is: that second brother of his was a loud mouth!... Thus, even third brother knew... then after...

For a period of time, Dongfang First Master could hear giggling everywhere he went. This had led to him developing a new ailment: allergic to the sound of laughter! As long as he heard laughter, he’d fly into a rage no matter what the cause of the laughter was...

But who, in his entire life, did not have matters that gave them the urge to laugh? Here was a simple example: someone accidentally farted in public. It could even trigger a round of laughter... Not to mention that there were really too many matters like this...

Dongfang First Master was on the verge of going crazy. The moment he heard laughter, he’d assume that it was directed at himself!

Right now, the main culprit had suddenly appeared, and Dongfang Wen Qing was enraged! No matter what, he wouldn’t let him off! No matter who tried to convince him, he would not let go! He absolutely would not let go!!!!

“Cough! What’s the matter? What happened? Are you guys trying to rebel?” A dignified cough rang across in the midst of the pursuit. Old Madam Dongfang came walking out from the inner courtyard to see the chaos in the courtyard!

Dongfang Wen Jian, hiding behind her, covered his mouth, trembling from trying to hold back his laughter...

The great savior had finally arrived. Jun Mo Xie looked as if he had been saved. He hid behind the old madam, his face full of indignance. “Grandma... Uncle has gone mad... I just returned and he wants to beat me till I’m dead... What is going on! Save me!”

Old Madam Dongfang couldn’t help but roll her eyes secretly. Who would beat you to death for no good reason? Isn’t it the mess you created back then? Did you really think i’m a fool?

But the old lady was extremely good at acting, and her face looked full of surprise. She berated Dongfang Wen Qing. “Stop it! What sort of disturbance have the two of you uncle and nephew created! Look at the two of you; what a mess you made of the entire courtyard! Even if it is the young one who is mischievous, don’t tell me you, as the elder, got hooked on as well? What is the matter? Tell me about the cause and effects; let me hear of it!”

Without a doubt, Old Madam would naturally stand on the side of her nephew in this fight between nephew and uncle.

But this seemingly fair sentence had Dongfang Wen Qing almost fainting over.Let you hear of the cause and effect? Could this matter... even be talked about? He instantly turned purple, lifting a trembling finger and pointing at Jun Mo Xie. “Good... Good... Good... Little rascal, you you you.... you... just just wait...”

Jun Mo Xie cried, “Uncle! Things will not be resolved if you do not talk about it! Grandma is right; even if I really did something wrong, you should say it out. Let everyone be the judge of it, and if I really did something wrong, then it makes sense for me to be beaten up by you for you to vent your anger... But you didn’t say anything and just went straight after me... I feel so wronged... No matter what, I had just arrived at the doorstep of home after traveling for so long, and hadn’t even had a cup of water! Straight away, I was getting beaten up! Who would be able to accept this?! If this nephew did anything wrongly, you should say it...”

Right now, Young Master Jun’s expression was full of injustice and grievances!

A song that wrenched the heart, where did one find a knowing ear ³ ...

Dongfang Wen Qing glared so hard that his eyes looked like they were about to pop from its sockets. He was extremely angered, but he just couldn’t bring himself to say a single world. He was bound to suffer this unspoken grievance today...

“Hahaha...” At the entrance of the courtyard, Dongfang Wen Dao, who had laughed so hard till he was sitting on the ground, suddenly burst out in laughter again. He was sprawling on the ground, tears falling out of his eyes, his fists hammering away at the ground, his entire body convulsing, trying to catch his breath...

Dongfang Wen Qing finally had somewhere to vent his anger. He shouted, “Dongfang Wen Dao! What are you laughing yourself silly about?! Do you still have any decorum!” He strided over as he said.

Dongfang Wen Dao instantly noticed that things were not good. Although his laughter had yet to cease, he had already leapt to his feet. He was just about to flee, but he was already out of strength from laughing too hard. He didn’t have the time to break into a sprint before his older brother grabbed hold of him. Then, he got carried out like a sandbag. A series of consecutive explosions could be heard from outside, as if a firecracker had been lit...