Primordial Cultivator

"Help- Somebody, save me please."

"Woman, we\'re deep in the Misty Forest and no one can save you." Yang Wei snickered evilly, immersing into his scoundrel role completely.

"No, please someone." Dai Feng pleaded.

Sometime later, a bandit came out and shouted, "Who is causing a ruckus here?"

The bandit had a scar on his face as he glanced at Yang Wei. His eyes soon flickered in excitement when he saw Dai Feng dressed in a beautiful dress.

"Beauty, what happened to you?" The bandit said as he ran toward Dai Feng and held his hand.

Dai Feng was disgusted but kept a smile on his face. "Savior, please save me from that scoundrel. H-He wanted to violate my body and dump me to the magical beasts as food afterward."

Dai Feng then raised his hand and pointed his finger at Yang Wei.

The bandit turned ferocious as he glared at Yang Wei. "Damn bastard, if you dare to take even a step further then don\'t blame me for not being polite."

Yang Wei sneered as he placed his sword around his neck. "Just you alone wished to stop me enjoying a lovely evening? Dream on."

"Courting death." The bandit snorted as he exuded his aura.

Yang Wei gave a frightened look as he took a step back. "Hmph, damn whore, how dare you look for another man\'s cock to suck."

Dai Feng hid behind the bandit as he tugged on his sleeve. "Please kind sir, he invaded our village and plundered everything. He spares no one."

The bandit turned around and gave a gentle smile at Dai Feng. "Rest assured beauty, that man won\'t be able to lay a finger on you with me here."

Dai Feng wanted to vomit from his affection. \'Mother, your son is unfilial. I got a random horny bastard eyeing me.\'

However, to keep up with the damsel in distress act, Dai Feng gave a blissful smile.

"You\'re my hero." He then said sweetly in a feminine tone.

Yang Wei almost got goosebumps upon seeing their interaction. At the same time, he thanked the lord that he got someone else to be a scapegoat.

\'I\'m sorry Brother Dai Feng but a man gotta do what he has to do to survive.\' Yang Wei exclaimed inwardly as he showed a fierce expression.

"Why is a bandit like you trying to act heroically?" Yang Wei shouted angrily. "We are the same kind of people so let\'s share this beauty together. A woman got two holes anyway."

"The gall of your lousy mouth." The bandit cursed loudly as he lifted his sleeve up. "If I, Mao Shandong allow you to treat a beauty like this then I shall change my name forever."

Mao Shandong then unsheathed his sword as he propelled himself toward Yang Wei.

"Go to hell." Mao Shandong shouted as he made a slashing motion at Yang Wei.

Yang Wei narrowed his eyes as he quickly blocked the slash with his sword.

At the same time, he retreated backward and showed a pale expression.

"Hmph, I\'ll be back for revenge." Yang Wei then shouted like any third-rate villain would do as he tucked his tails and ran away.

Mao Shandong wanted to chase after Yang Wei but Dai Feng grabbed onto his waist.

"S-Savior, don\'t leave me alone. I\'m scared of being alone." Dai Feng said pitifully while inwardly he wanted to smother the crap out of Mao Shandong.

\'How the hell am I supposed to infiltrate your hideout if you chased after Yang Wei?\' Dai Feng cursed inwardly as he pleaded Mao Shandong to stay.

Mao Shandong\'s expression softened as he held Dai Feng\'s hand tightly. "Rest assured beauty, I shall bring you to our hideout. No one can harm you there anymore."

They then proceed to enter the bandits\' hideout with Dai Feng praying to investigate what\'s going on so he can leave right away.

Meanwhile, Yang Wei panted heavily as he glanced at Elder Jing after fleeing the bandits\' hideout.

"Dai Feng has done it." Yang Wei then said about their successful ploy.

Elder Jing nodded her head.

"How much charm did Dai Feng have as a female?" Elder Jing asked.

Yang Wei smirked as he showed his ten fingers. "It was a ten out of ten. A bandit called Mao Shandong was completely smitten by Dai Feng crossdressing."

Elder Jing showed a surprised expression as she started giggling. "Aiyah, Dai Feng\'s charm has such power. Imagine the other female disciples in our sect would become envious of his charm."

Yang Wei agreed with Elder Jing wholeheartedly.

"Anyway, now that Dai Feng has infiltrated the bandits\' hideout, we should also investigate the situation externally." Elder Jing stopped joking as she turned solemn.

"I already detected three unusual locations in the Misty Forest, Elder Jing." Yang Wei said as he retrieved a map.

On the map, there were three red circles and each of them was far away.

Elder Jing raised an eyebrow as she glanced at the marked location. "Aren\'t these locations a habitat for a strong magical beast?"

"Indeed it is." Yang Wei said as he pointed at the far left marked location. "This location is home to the Tornado White Tiger and according to sources, the cultivation rank is around the 8th Nascent Soul realm."

"Over here is-"

"Enough, no need to explain their habitat to me when it was I that distributed that information." Elder Jing halted his speech as she reminded him.

Yang Wei scratched his head slightly as he glanced at Elder Jing. "Can\'t you let me be the know-it-all for one time?"

He wanted to be the commanding leader for once when it was always Elder Jing being the knowledgeable one.

Elder Jing shook her head as she pecked him in the cheek. "Not a chance- after all, you already know every inch of my body so you should be grateful for this knowledge."